Blocky Boogaloo Bonanza | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	947291

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	8367
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	150	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6608
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Emeralds Found:	2782	Farms Harvested:	605
Dragons Tamed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	1900
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Runes Activated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	612257	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Crops Grown:	9317	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mines Excavated:	3630
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3