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Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	3030	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9152
Buildings Constructed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	749359
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8452

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	191
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Aussie Blokes

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Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

i went outside for the first time in months and had a walk in Minecraft

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Tired of being stuck inside like a sad little block in Minecraft? Join our server and bask in the virtual sunshine all day long! Our pixelated rays of happiness will make you forget that the real world even exists. Who needs vitamin D when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? Say goodbye to depression and hello to creepers trying to blow up your hard work. It’s a wild ride on our server, but at least you won’t have to worry about getting sunburned. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Boobs & Explosions: The ‘Hidan no Aria’ Minecraft Server

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about Riko Mine! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!

But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Bargains: Minecraft Real Estate – Buy a flat in Warsaw for $130k!

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Are you tired of missing out on amazing opportunities like buying a flat in Warsaw for only $130,000? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual flat for free! And guess what? No one can swoop in and buy it before you because you’re the master of your own virtual universe!

Join our server and create your dream home with a floating antresola, a lava pit for a fireplace, and a pet zombie named Steve. Don’t let real estate FOMO get you down, join our server and live your best virtual life! Who needs a flat in Warsaw when you can have a castle in the sky on our Minecraft server? Let your imagination run wild and join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBaez – Rats and Hacks Welcome! 🐭🔨

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer a 3D live Dream Catcher experience that will blow your mind!

Join us for outrageous original content like you’ve never seen before, with videos that will make you question reality. From mind-bending covers to mind-crafting holo experiences, we’ve got it all.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Zodiach and the epic Pandæmonium, where chaos reigns supreme. Plus, our podcast will have you laughing until you cry.

And if you’re looking to spruce up your real-world gear, check out our limited edition merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. PC cases, deskpads, and promise swag – we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyCisComingOut: How Minecraft Made Me Embrace My Cisgender Identity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true identity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to come out as cis!

Join us and experience the magical transformation that Minecraft can bring to your life. Our server is filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mobs, and a secret potion that will make you feel more cis than ever before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly villagers who will support you on your journey to self-discovery. They will cheer you on as you build your dream cisgender castle and slay dragons with your newfound confidence.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your true cisgender self shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Farms Harvested:	432
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	169
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1