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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 680 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Potions Brewed: | 177 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”