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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5295 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
New Chunks Explored: | 188190 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”