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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9389 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”