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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2101 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”