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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4516 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 289 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”