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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1756 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 5132 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”