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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4861 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 764 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”