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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9609 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 187 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”