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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6472 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1048 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”