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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1402 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Votes: | 6000 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 79 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 2064 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”