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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2274 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8412 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”