Blocky Boners: Where Athletes Get Their Game On!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at!

Our server is so lit that even athletes can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why are athletes so horny, you ask? Because they know that our server is where they can show off their skills in epic PvP battles and dominate the competition.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret training ground for a top-secret government agency. So if you want to test your survival skills and see if you have what it takes to be a real-life spy, then this is the place to be.

Join us now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, action-packed Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our virtual world!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NostalgiaCraft – Where Community and Creativity Unite! (Bedrock & Java Crossplay)Build, Create, Thrive: Collaborate within our community to craft awe-inspiring structures in a 100K world border. Apply for spawn access to showcase your skills!Claim Your Domain: Vanilla gameplay made convenient with commands like /spawn and /sethome. Focus on adventure and creation.Adventure Awaits: Engage in wild PvP and daring thievery. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover the unknown.Enhanced Features: Enjoy the little things—sit on stairs for a cozy touch, toggle phantoms for restful nights, and experience fast leaf decay. Say goodbye to pesky creeper holes.Thriving Economy: Dive into an item-based economy with an active trading system. Utilize /trade to exchange resources and thrive in a player-driven marketplace. Active Staff, Quick Support: Our dedicated team ensures your experience is exceptional. Get help through discord tickets.Visit Our Wiki: https://nostalgiacraft.fun/wiki Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/rmNcuGX

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.