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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 3103 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 144 |
Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.
But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!