Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PuzzleCraft: Where Puzzles Are Solved and Blocks Are Mined!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate puzzle paradise! Join us at Minewind and get ready to put your brain to the test with mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Or will you be outsmarted by the devious puzzles and never see the light of day again? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us at Minewind and embark on the craziest, most puzzling adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your thinking cap – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	2131	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6524

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to Mint & Matara Podcast merch that will make all your blocky friends jealous. Plus, did I mention the covers? Lady Mint Edition’s renditions of Minecraft tunes will make you want to dance like a zombie villager on a full moon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BrownTownCraft: Where we ask the important questions like “How brown is too brown?” Join us for some LOLs and epic adventures!

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Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so brown, it’ll make you question if brown is even a color! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is brown – the trees, the animals, even the diamonds! But be warned, if you can’t handle the brown, you might just go insane! So come on, join us and see just how brown you can handle!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8398
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

– “Blocky Banter” – “Creepin’ Crafters” – “Pixel Pals” – “Llama Land” – “Redstone Rascals” – “Endermen Empire” – “Zombie Zone” – “Creeper Chaos” – “Diamond Dynasty” – “Crafty Craziness”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is about to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They can build anything your heart desires, from a giant toilet to a working roller coaster that will make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate General Server #2114 – Get your Nikke on in Minecraft!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Union Raid, where you can team up with other players to take down powerful bosses, or the Co-Op: Land Eater event, where you’ll need to work together to survive against a horde of hungry zombies. And don’t forget about our 1.5th Anniversary celebration, coming soon with surprises that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen (and usually does)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KittyCraft: Where grief turns into crafting adventures! RIP Fluffy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the purr-fect place for all your blocky adventures! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of cats who will keep you company as you build, mine, and explore.

Our server is so awesome that even my cat, who just passed away after 16 glorious years of meowing and knocking things off shelves, would have wanted you to join. She was a fierce warrior in the world of Minecraft, slaying creepers with her mighty paws and ruling over her kingdom of catnip with an iron paw.

So come on down to our server and pay tribute to my fallen feline friend by building a giant statue of her in the town square. And who knows, maybe you’ll even spot her ghostly form wandering the pixelated plains, still on the prowl for adventure. Join now and let the meow-tastic fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Towns Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magic Items Found:	3104	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft Band Camp: ‘Hibike Euphonium Edition’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BootyCraft: Where Butts and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at!

Join us and you might just meet your future Minecraft BFF who will show you their pixelated booty – who knows if it’s actually theirs or if they just found it on the internet, but hey, we’re all about having a good time here!

So come on over and make some new friends, explore crazy builds, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5831	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Hobo Kingdom: Where UK outspends France and pigs fly!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your knowledge of geography? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t keep up.

Join us and find out why the UK spends more money than France – turns out they’re not just a hobo island after all! And don’t even get us started on Germany, Switzerland, and Austria – those Germans are out here cheating with two countries at once!

So if you’re ready for a gaming experience that will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud, join our server today. Who knows what other crazy secrets you’ll uncover!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Vtubers Build, Laugh, and Troll Together!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers come to play and create chaos like never before.

Imagine building a house with Petra Gurin while she serenades you with her angelic voice. Or exploring dungeons with Ethyria, where Millie Parfait will guide you through the treacherous traps and monsters.

But that’s not all! Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino engage in epic battles with Vox Akuma and Ike Eveland. It’s a showdown like no other!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the realm of ILUNA, where Maria Mari0nette, Aia Amare, and Scarle Yonaguni will test your courage and wit in their twisted challenges.

But beware of XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and Kotoka Torahime will lead you on a wild adventure filled with danger and excitement. And don’t even get me started on Krisis, where Vezalius Bandage and Tyrant Vanta will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless you want to join in on the chaos, that is!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48