Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and quests? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and choose your side – will you be a part of the mighty Villagers or the mischievous Creepers?

Join the Villagers and experience a life of luxury and opulence in our pixelated paradise. Build your own mansion, ride around in diamond-studded minecarts, and feast on virtual steak every night. But beware, the Creepers are always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your hard work!

Or join the Creepers and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting Villagers. Plant TNT traps, set fire to their crops, and watch the chaos unfold. You’ll be the ultimate prankster in this wild world of Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server now and choose your side – will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Potions Brewed:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixelated TNT Embassy Destruction – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging exploding embassies, declaring war on countries, and redeeming ships like a true badass!

Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be too busy planning your next epic response to international incidents. Who needs WWIII when you can have a virtual war right in Minecraft?

And don’t worry about Trump losing or the world turning upside down, because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let’s see if our outrageous predictions come true or if we all just end up having a good laugh at the end. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – Join the ‘/xivg/’ Server for LOLs and Mining Madness!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, get ready for an adventure like no other on the dawntrail hype edition server! Join us for early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a release date like never before on Tuesday, July 2, 2024.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. And don’t miss out on our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test and PvP Series 5 – it’s wilder than a creeper explosion!

Looking for resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all on our server. And if you’re feeling social, join us for meetups like movie nights and Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE runs. Trust us, you’ll be laughing harder than a villager trying to navigate a maze.

So what are you waiting for? Join the dawntrail hype edition server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “I can’t believe I survived that!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Ninjas: ‘>Bukujutsu’ Server – Where Pixels and Ninjas Collide!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and learn the ancient art of Bukujutsu, where you can fly like a majestic bird through the Minecraft skies. Need to blind your enemies? No problem! Master the Taiyoken technique and leave them stumbling around like blind bats. And if that’s not enough, how about launching a Dodonpa energy blast at your foes or unleashing the devastating Kikoho attack?

But wait, there’s more! Join the prestigious Crane School and learn the graceful ways of combat, or enroll in the legendary Turtle School and become a master of defense. With so many crazy abilities and techniques to learn, this server will have you laughing and screaming in excitement as you battle your way to the top. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	823
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mines Excavated:	1017	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	647
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5