Blocky Boners – Minecraft Masturbation Madness

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Towns Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6176	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

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Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

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Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Pandemonium: Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the BNWO (Better Nether World Order) is taking over and whitebois are being wiped out to extinction! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us as we embrace our own genocide and watch as our women leave us for the better race – the Endermen! No guns, no fighting, just pure chaos and hilarity as we accept our fate and enable the BNWO to reach all parts of the world. So come on, don’t be a whiteboi, join us and cream to your own extinction today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	267

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Vaginas: The Ultimate Tongue Cleaning Adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: you’re in a virtual world where you get to clean Turkish vaginas with your tongue… Wait, what?! Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll feel like you’re living in a crazy dream. Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9575
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5525	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineCrafty VTubers & Startup Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most epic Vtuber advice you’ll ever receive! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered! Want to know if there’s an audience for something completely random like juggling while singing opera? We’ll give you the lowdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is like a virtual playground of creativity and chaos. Need help with video editing? We’ve got recommendations that will blow your mind! And if you have any burning questions, just ask away and brace yourself for some real feedback (or maybe just some trolling, who knows?).

And hey, if you’re looking to join a Vtuber company, we’ve got the inside scoop on open auditions. From Brave to Hololive, we’ve got the links that will take your Vtubing career to the next level!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you get Vtuber advice while building a pixelated castle and fighting off creepers? It’s a wild ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness. So hop on board and let’s craft some epic memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Beats: Where Creepers Drop the Hottest Mixtapes!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old boring music on the radio? Well, come join our Minecraft server where our players unironically make better music than 95% of the industry! From creeper-themed rap battles to zombie disco parties, our players have some serious musical talent that will have you grooving all night long. Who needs mainstream artists when you can jam out with our Minecraft maestros? Join now for a musical experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ZombieBrainzCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in rare feathers. That’s right, forget about diamonds, feathers are the new currency here!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden village of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs who have a taste for adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy quests and shenanigans you’ll get into with them by your side?

So come join us on our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means mistaking our server name for a social justice movement. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2481	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyTactics – Where Strategy Meets Fun!

#videogames, Battle Brothers, battletech, Brigador, CraftyTactics, Door Kickers, escape from tarkov, fps, Fun, ghost recon, Hitman, hunt showdown, Insurgency, Jagged Alliance, meets, men of war, metal gear, rainbow six, ready or not, RTT, Silent Storm, sniper elite, Splinter Cell, squad, strategy, swat, tactical, TBT, thief, tps, wargame, XCOM

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as tactical as a game of chess played by robots? Look no further than our ROGER ROGER Edition server! Join us for epic battles and strategic gameplay that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine Rainbow Six meets Minecraft – that’s the level of intensity you’ll experience on our server. From SWAT missions to stealth operations, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the Turn Based Tactics section – XCOM has nothing on the battles you’ll face here.

But wait, there’s more! Real Time Tactics that will have you sweating like a creeper in the sun, and Third Person Squad-based action that will make you feel like a hero in a blockbuster movie. And let’s not forget about the Stealth missions – sneaking around like a ninja has never been so fun!

Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we don’t discuss ARM* here – we’re all about the games, baby. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1228
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	882307
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9