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Join our epic minecraft server and never worry about erectile dysfunction again! our pixelated world is so exciting, it’ll have you standing at attention for hours on end. With our magical blocks and creatures, you’ll be so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your flaccid troubles. Plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll give you the confidence boost you need to conquer any obstacle – even in the bedroom. So come on, join us and get ready to rise to the occasion!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Farms Harvested:	811
Star Shards Collected:	168	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	81
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Emeralds Found:	7963	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crops Grown:	8457	Holy Grails Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	7005	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	225	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Potions Brewed:	87
Players Killed by Monsters:	880	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.