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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Chaoscraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

A leading Community-based competitive Minecraft network. Skyblock now open.

Join us: play.chaoscraft.org Get updates: https://twitter.com/PlayChaosCraft Discord: http://chaoscraft.org/discord

The official home of RKY, m0dest & more.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	895012	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Phile Van de Velde

Skyblock

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server For Fun Good Staff 24/7 open Ranks Crates and more! Go to realmmc.mcs.cx

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4586	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Valerianteam network

1v1, 1vs1, Arena Pvp, PotionPvP, Potpvp, Practice, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Valerianteam Network featuringSurvival, HCF, Practice, Skyblock

Current modes in development but Practice is online featuringnodebuff, skywars and more + leaderboards,-unranked duels-ranked duels-ArenaPVP-parties and FFA-bot duels-solid anticheat

Practice is currently limted to versions 1.8 (1.7 will soon come)join today!mc.valerianteam.comdiscord: https://discord.gg/6NuhDM7

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LarsenCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Enhanced Friendly Minecraft Server. LarsenCraft is a Family Run Server, aimed to keep the survival aspect, but remove some of the tedious aspects of the game. Always adjusting and updating the server to meet the needs of the community. Come hangout, and just have some fun!

Lots of Plugins: AuctionHouse, Crates, McMMO, Economy, Voting, Shop, and many more.

Join us on Discord. Read the rules, follow them and most importantly HAVE FUN!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Fewnypie Server

Creative, Survival

Welcome to Fewnypie Server! One of the youngest minecraft communities in the world. This is our 1st server!

1. No Griefing 2. PvP 3. Friendly community 4. Incredible economy

Join us now! IP: Fewnypie.minehut.gg

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2483
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hiring now

come check out the server we are now looking for staff

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JN Network

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

JN Network Minecraft Server. Version 1.8 – 1.19.2 (1.19.2 Recommended) SlimeFun, Survival, Residence, Creative, Minigames Join Now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

KurzgeCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KurzgeCraft minecraft server friendly community PvE and optional PvP! this server is based around surviving vanilla minecraft but with friends!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Asylum of strange

Towny

Asylum of Strange is a Vanilla Towny Minecraft server. Unlike most Vanilla servers we use several plug-ins to make the server more enjoyable, such as: Custom Resource pack, Custom Craftable Items, Fun Rank tags, Jobs (with economy), Shops, and Special Enchants. There are no Mods that you need to download to play the server, everything is here and ready for you when you load in!We encourage everyone to join our Discord server, and begin making new friends! Chat away!Please keep in mind, that while the server is absolutely playable and enjoyable, we are still in development but is open and ready to make the server the best experience possible. If you have any suggestions of improvements on the server, you can visit the #Suggestions channel in the Discord server! We hope you enjoy your time on the server, and we look forward to meeting you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ThoraCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

BRAND NEW Survival Multiplayer Server, Small Community and some Nice Plugins. Economy Plugin will be implemented in the future.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SodaSkies

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Have you ever wanted to play on a server on both Bedrock and Java? Perhaps you want to afk on your PC and play on your phone? Maybe your mom often takes your PC but you like Java? If any of these reasons or more apply, DM me to join SodaSkies! All versions welcome.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bingpopsmp

BUILD, building, Community, PvE, Pve Survival, Skills, smp, Survival, Whitelist

How to join? We operate on a whitelist system for our Minecraft server. This means only players on our list can join. If you’re itching to dive in, first join our discord server! Then apply by typing “/apply application:BingPopSMP Whitelist Application”. Follow the prompts from our @Appy bot, and our dedicated @STAFF team will review your application. Get ready for approval and a ticket to BingPopSMP fun, or, if fate isn’t on your side, a denial (but don’t worry, we’re a friendly bunch – try again!).Can’t wait to see you in-game! 🚀✨

Server Details:Server IP: play.bingpopsmp.comServer Version: 1.20🚦 Server Rules:1.) No griefing or stealing: Respect others’ hard work and creativity. Hands off their builds and possessions!2.) No hacking or cheating: Play fair and square. Exploiting glitches is a no-go, too.3.) No spamming or advertising: Keep the chat clean and focused on our awesome server. Save the ads for another time.4.) No inappropriate structures or content: Let’s keep it family-friendly. No one wants to stumble upon anything uncomfortable.5.) Respect privacy: Everyone’s here to have a good time. Give others the space they need to enjoy the game.6.) No harm without consent: Don’t be that player. Ask before engaging in PvP. Consent is key!7.) No lag-inducing structures: Smooth gameplay for all! Avoid building things that might cause lag or crashes.8.) Have fun and be respectful: We’re all here to enjoy the game. Be kind, be chill, and let’s create a fantastic community together.

Remember, these rules are here to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone. Let’s make the BingPopSMP server an awesome place to hang out! 🌟🎮

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minerva

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minerva – [24/7 | PÚBLICO] [1.16.X – 1.19.X]

🢂 ========= SEASON 3 | CHRISTMAS ========= 🢀 • PC 🡆 play.MinervaMC.xyz • CEL/XBOX 🡆 bedrock.MinervaMC.xyz | Puerto: 25606 🢂 ========= NEWS ========= 🢀 Dungeons with powerful bosses and OP rewards. Caves with custom structures and mobs. Rank systems with in-game money. Property improvement systems. Banks and bars. Jobs and missions of the player’s choice. Skills available to everyone. Blood, warzone and tomb effects. Double swords and tools.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EenGameLand MineTopia

Economy

MineTopia server. Looking for active players and staff members. Currently on aternos. Donate money for a better server. Like and subscribe to my YouTube channel EenGameLand.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Piggysmp 2

smp, Towny

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.