Blocky Boner Busters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our epic minecraft server and never worry about erectile dysfunction again! our pixelated world is so exciting, it’ll have you standing at attention for hours on end. With our magical blocks and creatures, you’ll be so engrossed in the game that you’ll forget all about your flaccid troubles. Plus, our community is so supportive, they’ll give you the confidence boost you need to conquer any obstacle – even in the bedroom. So come on, join us and get ready to rise to the occasion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	2188	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	61

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Potions Brewed:	123
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4143
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4364	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1242
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.