Blocky Boner Busters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	722710	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Towns Built:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2530
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1152

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Star Shards Collected:	204
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchantments Applied:	161	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	293	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.