Blocky Bokuben Bonanza | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Phull Sappot: Where Creeper’s Cry and Endermen Fly

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Allahu AAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the creepers into friendly kittens, but you’ll have to join to find out the rest!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Dimension Hops:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JuggaloCraft: Where clowning around fixes all your blocky problems!

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Join our Minecraft server and become a juggalo to fix all of your problems! Life gets so much simpler once you’re down with the clown and bumping the wicked shit daily. Our server is filled with magic Faygo potions, insane clown mobs, and even a secret underground lair where Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope hang out. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free face paint kit to really embrace your inner juggalo. So come on, join us and let the power of the Dark Carnival guide you to victory in the world of Minecraft! Whoop whoop!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Ores Mined:	8292	Vanishing Items Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Void Gems Collected:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Emeralds Found:	7747
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

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Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7347
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Items Found:	4629
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4382	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

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Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs

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Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate birthday edition celebration! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a special event where you can download exclusive content that will blow your mind! Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm or experiencing Your Color in the Acheron Trailer. Plus, we have character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – who wouldn’t want to hang out with them in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! We also have new drip marketing with Robin and Boothill, both with epic abilities to conquer your enemies. And don’t forget about our web event, “Immersive Interactive Exhibition,” where you can immerse yourself in a world like never before.

So why wait? Redeem our special codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR and join our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Farms Harvested:	334
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5832
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

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Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.

And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!

So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3