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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6777 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Emeralds Found: | 3509 | Potions Brewed: | 164 |
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