Blocky Beliefs and Conservative Creep | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Wagies Deserve It Minecraft SMP

city, Cut, death, deserve, grassfed steaks, interrupt, knife, Manager, Minecraft, overpaid, Police, Recalled, shipment, Slave, Slavery, smp, Store, travel, underworked, VOICE, wageslaves, wagies, wagies deserve it, wasted gas

Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!

We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!

Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CreeperCounselor

anxiety, bipolar disorder, coping strategies, CreeperCounselor, depression, eating disorder, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, OCD, panic attacks, ptsd, schizophrenia, self harm, stress, support group, Therapy

Are you feeling like a creeper about to explode from all the stress in your life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and let all your worries melt away as you embark on epic adventures in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant roller coasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wild wolves on a full moon night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your mental health level up to diamond status! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner – they’re more dangerous than a horde of angry zombies on a rampage.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Spycraft Minecraft Server

Bans, Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital communication, encrypted messaging, FEARS, Government, internet, Messaging, Minecraft, national security, official use, political tensions, privacy, Russian spying, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Surveillance, Technology, telegram app, Ukraine

so like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, all paranoid about Russian spies and stuff. we don’t mess around with no Telegram app here, ain’t nobody spying on us! join our server and be part of the epic battle against the Russian spies trying to infiltrate our blocky world. plus, we have the best potato farms this side of the digital universe. come join us and help protect our virtual borders from those sneaky Russians!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PolarBearPurgeCraft

animal control, animal encounter, Arctic, climate change, conservation, Endangered species, endangered wildlife, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, Iceland, law enforcement, nature conservation, polar bear, polar bear sighting, polar regions, PolarBearPurgeCraft, rare, Shooting, unexpected visitor, wildlife, wildlife management

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT POLAR BEARS THAT DO CRAZY SH*T LIKE SHOWING UP IN ICELAND AND GETTING SHOT BY POLICE. IF U WANNA SEE MORE WILD ANIMALS DOING DUMB STUFF, COME ON OVER. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO. WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS INSANITY??? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, WHERE ANYTHING GOES AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tire SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Tire SMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. It’s crossplay so both Java and Bedrock clients can connect. The IP is tiresmp.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Earth Steam Oil and Steel

Community, Create, Earth, Earth Map, Factions, Friendly, Geographic, Geopolitical, large map, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, nation, new, Oil, Roleplay, Server, smp, smp server, Steam, Steel, Survival, welcome

We are a new Minecraft modded geopolitical smp server! Our server offers a friendly community and a large earth map with a good amount of necessary mods and the ability to create your own nation! We welcome all, so what are you waiting for? We look forward to seeing you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	1668
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where Pumpkins Rule and Medieval Villagers Drool in ATM9:TTS Modded Madness!

atm9tts, changelog, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Drool, Events, Forge, Homes, invite, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Network, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, PvP, Quests, Ranks, RPG, rule, server ip, Staff, Time, Tpa, villagers

PumpKraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Modpack	Server IP
	Prominence 2 [RPG] v2.6.0HF	pr2.pumpkraft.net
ATM9: to the Skies (Upcoming)	N/A	N/A
Medieval MC	Medeival MC	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server directly by using the provided server IP addresses.

2. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers features such as tpa, homes, quests, toggleable PvP, time ranks, staff online 24/7, and regular custom events.

3. How can I get more information or connect with other players?

Feel free to join our discord server: https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Jamaica Vibes Minecraft Server

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beaches, bob marley, caribbean, culture, Exploration, Food, History, Hospitality, island life, jamaica, local cuisine, Minecraft, Reggae, Relaxation, Resorts, Server, tourism, travel, Tropical, vacation, VIBES

Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server that’s basically a virtual Jamaica! Picture this: palm trees swaying in the breeze, reggae music blasting in the background, and players riding around on virtual beach cruisers. It’s like a tropical paradise in pixel form!

But that’s not even the best part. The server has a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for epic prizes. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold somewhere on the island – if you can find it, that is.

So why join this Minecraft server? Well, where else can you surf on lava waves, ride dolphins through the ocean, and battle zombie pirates all in one place? It’s like a vacation to Jamaica without ever leaving your computer screen. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun waiting for you on this server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6258

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP: > Creed: “Ain’t gonna be no rematch,…”

Aint, apollo, boxing, Champions, COMEBACK, creed, Defeat, determination, Fighting, Gonna, Minecraft, motivation, movie quotes, movie scenes, perseverance, REMATCH, Rivalry, Rocky, smp, sports, Stallion, Training, Underdog, Victory

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where the battles are as intense as a Rocky vs Apollo rematch! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing when someone will challenge you to a duel and yell “STALLION, WHERE’S MY REMATCH?!”

Our server is filled with crazy characters who will stop at nothing to claim victory, just like Apollo Creed demanding a rematch. So if you’re ready to test your skills against the toughest players in the Minecraft world, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion!

But beware, once you enter our SMP, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline-pumping action and insane battles that will leave you shouting “Ain’t gonna be no rematch, ain’t gonna be no rematch!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DislikeAtFirst – Minecraft SMP

anticipated enjoyment, changed mind, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DislikeAtFirst, failed expectations, false expectations, initial excitement, let down, Minecraft, regretful experience, smp, surprising dislike, unanticipated disappointment, unanticipated dislike, unexpected aversion, unexpected disappointment, unexpected dislike, unexpected outcome, unexpected reaction, unexpected taste, unmet expectations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Mount, capable of flying you to the highest peaks of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2499	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoObsoProductsMC

anti-obsolescence products, durable goods, durable products, eco-conscious items, eco-friendly products, enduring products, lasting items, long-lasting items, long-term goods, non-disposable items, non-perishable goods., NoObsoProductsMC, planned obsolescence, products, Quality Goods, reliable products, sustainable goods, sustainable products, timeless items, timeless products

Are you tired of your Minecraft server breaking down every time you try to build a castle? Look no further! Our server is made with diamond-infused redstone that will never break or wear out, guaranteed for eternity! Join us and never worry about planned obsolescence ruining your gaming experience again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of invincible creepers who will protect your creations at all costs. So come on over and join the fun, where the only thing planned to last forever is the epicness of our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

UkrainianPilotz Minecraft Server

advanced training, Air Force, Aviation, cross-border collaboration, Defense, fighter jets, fighter pilots, flight school, France, French jet training, International cooperation, military alliance, military aviation, military training, Minecraft, nato, pilot program, pilot training, Server, skilled pilots, Ukraine, Ukrainian pilots, UkrainianPilotz

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pilots have completed french jet training and are now ready to take to the skies in blocky planes! fly through the virtual world with your fellow pilots and conquer the skies with your mad skills. who needs real life when you can live out your wildest flying fantasies in minecraft? join now and soar to new heights!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastin, confirmation, Conflict, death, hezbollah, Hezbollah statement, international relations, Israeli airstrike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military leader, military official, political violence, regional tensions, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism, top official

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1189
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

Chaos, coordinates, ELYTRA, Fun, Legacy, Nocoords, Resets, semi anarchy, Semianarchy

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29