MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition

aita, big bang theory, break down, break up, Cheating, Edition, friend group, hypothetical universe, hysterics, Moroncraft, multiverse theory, out of line, Server, telling my friend she’s a moron, Truth

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the multiverse theory that caused chaos in Mike and Casey’s relationship.

Imagine a universe where griefing is encouraged, where pigs ride on chickens, and where diamonds rain from the sky. On our server, anything is possible – even breaking up with your partner over a hypothetical universe!

So come on down and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a universe where you’re the ruler of all, or where you’re best friends with a zombie. The possibilities are endless, just like the infinite universes in the multiverse theory. See you there, and remember – keep calm and mine on!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5835	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Mom’s House Daycare

angry mom, babysitter, Breakfasts, Classroom, daycare, daycare teacher, family time, Family Values, favorite teacher, field trip, flying planes, House, Jealousy, Jet, local airport, moms, neighbor, rich white girl, single mom, subsidy, well off family, working mom

Are you tired of dealing with jealous grandmas and drama at daycare? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and zombies! Our server is like a virtual daycare, but without the judgmental family members. Plus, our teachers (mods) are way cooler than any daycare teacher – they bring virtual stickers, juice, bubbles, and even do face painting! And forget about boring field trips to the local airport, on our server, you can fly planes and explore the world without ever leaving your computer chair.

So say goodbye to family values and hello to blocky adventures on our server. Join now and let your inner child (or actual child) run wild in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineCraftChat SMP

Analysis, Articulate, Communication, Conversation, debate, Depth, discussion, Expertise, Exploration, Insight, knowledge, MineCraftChat, Passion, perspective, research, smp, Understanding

Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BlockyBodsMC

aesthetic preferences, attractiveness, BlockyBodsMC, body image, body standards, body type, fitness level, ideal body shape, ideal partner, ideal physique, partner, partner criteria, perfect body, personal taste, physical appearance, Physical attraction, physical compatibility, physical features, Physical fitness, physical qualities, Preferences

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding the perfect partner to build with in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who have the perfect bodies for mining and crafting. From Steve with his chiseled abs to Alex with her pixel-perfect curves, you’ll never feel alone in the mines again. Join us and find your perfect body match today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, false claims, gaza, Hamas, HamasGriefersGoneWild, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Misinformation, negotiation breakdown, peace process, political tension, prisoner exchange, Propaganda, Release, truce collapse, Women

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in the blocky world, bro. Like, there’s this legend that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine guarded by flying pigs. And get this, the pigs wear top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house out of nothing but dirt, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. I know, right? Who needs diamonds when you have a freakin’ unicorn granting wishes?

Oh, and get this, the server is run by a team of ninja llamas who only speak in riddles. If you can solve their riddles, they’ll give you a special llama mount that can fly. Yeah, you heard me, a flying llama mount. Who needs horses when you can ride a flying llama?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, come join us. Just watch out for the zombie chickens, they’ll peck your brains out. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So come on, join us and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Towns Built:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TempCraft: Hot & Cold Mayhem

climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, cold, environmental crisis, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, health impacts, heat wave, heat-related deaths, heat-related illnesses, hot, MAYHEM, mid century, mortality, public health, rising temperatures, TempCraft, temperature-linked deaths, U.S, vulnerable populations

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your temperature rise like climate change on steroids? well, this server is the place to be! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant ice castle in the middle of a lava ocean, or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we have events that will make your heart race faster than a polar bear running from global warming. join our extreme temperature challenge, where you have to survive in the hottest and coldest biomes without dying. think you can handle it?

and get this, if you die from the extreme temperatures, you get a special prize! it’s like a participation trophy, but way cooler. so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only thing hotter than our builds is the climate change-induced heat waves that will make you sweat like a creeper in a TNT factory. see you there, gamers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

cocoa survival server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Hello, I am Cocoa, the administrator of this server. This server is basically a survival living server. There are very few rules. This server can be connected to the integrated version (port 19130) so players from both java and integrated versions can interact. We look forward to your participation. We are fully prepared for this. Prohibited and what you must not do is cheat or troll.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TransfemMC

Community, Diverse, Experience, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, minecraft server, Nya, ONLINE, Safe, Server, Social, supportive, Survival, TransfemMC, Transgender, Unique, virtual, Welcoming

We are a Minecraft Server for transgender people! :3 We are very friendly people! Nya! If you wanna try out our unique server experience then give it a try :3

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Beans, Brewery, Cheese, Community, crime, crossplay, Dynmap, Geyser, goodness, Homes, integration, Keepinventory, Koot, Lag-free, Land claiming, Lore, Mystery, Nations, Ranks, rat, Semi Vanilla, Server, spudtacular, Survival, Text Formatting, titles, Vanilla

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.

Features:

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Discord + Minecraft integration
World Map	Dynmap
Bedrock support	Geyser
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims	Honor system + rollbacks
KeepInventory	Optional per player
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting	+Gradients!
Brewery	Just a treat!
Big boy ram and big boy processor	Minimal lag

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
New Chunks Explored:	578831	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	7054

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Happy Millennial Minecraft Server

23.5%, 24-year-old, 24.5%, 27.8%, Economy, gen z, gen-x, generation, Happy, happy generation, home owner, Homeowner, homeownership, millennial, Millennials, Minecraft, Redfin, Server, social responsibility

Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).

Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds

Chaos, colored hair, diamonds, discrimination, extremism, flamboyant fashion, Immigrants, intolerance, Leftists, memes, Minecraft, piercings, political activism, political polarization, political violence, radicalization, smp, Social Issues, societal division, societal unrest, Stability, tattoos, violent solutions, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

communication breakdown, confront stepmom, dad upset, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, feeling bad, ignoring stepmom, lock my room, Minecraft, not spoken, personal space, room keys, room privacy, RoomLockOut, Server, stay at friend’s, stepmom upset, uncomfortable situation, upset family, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.

With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.

Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	269

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Commitment, Communication, compatibility, family, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, partner, Partnership, Qualities, relationship, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, wife material, WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.

Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.

So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

BlockyTherapy, Bro, Checkup, emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health awareness campaign, mental health awareness month, mental health check-in, mental health checkup, mental health education, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health tips, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, wellbeing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!

So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RussellBentleyCraft

Activist, American, brutality, Conflict, death, fighter, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Military, News, Political, Pro-Kremlin, Russell Bentley, RussellBentleyCraft, Russian soldiers, Tortured, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Beliefs and Conservative Creep

Updated September 21, 2024

MoronCraft Server: AITA Edition

Updated September 21, 2024

Mom’s House Daycare

Updated September 21, 2024

MineCraftChat SMP

Updated September 21, 2024

BlockyBodsMC

Updated September 21, 2024

HamasGriefersGoneWild

Updated September 21, 2024

cocoa survival server

Updated September 21, 2024

Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!

Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server

Features:

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

Updated September 21, 2024

RoomLockOut Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

WifeMatMinecraftSMP

Updated September 21, 2024

BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?

Updated September 21, 2024

RussellBentleyCraft

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3