LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U GOT RIGID IDEOLOGICAL BELIEFS U GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME, BUT IF U POLITICAL CONSERVATIVE U GONNA FEEL LIKE U GONNA LIVE FOREVER! RELIGIOSITY IS THE WAY TO GO, U GONNA BE BUILDIN’ CHURCHES AND CASTLES ALL DAY ERRYDAY! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, U AINT GONNA HAVE NO DEATH ANXIETY WHEN U ROLLIN’ IN THE BLING BLING! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, IT’S GONNA BE A HOLY GOOD TIME!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Star Shards Collected: 217
Epic Quests Completed: 21 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

    24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

    Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Ores Mined: 9256
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Villages Defended: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

    RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP
    Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

    RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
    Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Farms Harvested: 254 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixel Minecraft Server
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

    Crafty Insomniac’s Realm
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

    Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

    So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 New Chunks Explored: 419759
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PlayHostServers

    PlayHostServers

    Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

    Number of players: 30+

    Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

    Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

    Language: English

    Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 136
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

    “Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️
    ABOUT US
    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
    MODS & TWEAKS
    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
    APPLICATION
    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
    Can I use mods on the server? Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
    How can I apply to join the server? Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Villages Defended: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

    Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 416 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Runes Activated: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Towns Built: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Emeralds Found: 6558 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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