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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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