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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ores Mined: 1227
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
Falling into the Void: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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