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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Enchantments Applied: 272 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Animals Bred: 196

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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