What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 New Chunks Explored: 240689
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Villages Defended: 18 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 8941

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ores Mined: 835 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4151

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BukeleBlingCraft

    BukeleBlingCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ScanSMP

    ScanSMP

    Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

    Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

    Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

    Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

    Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

    Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

    Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

    We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    Welcome to The Lily Pad!

    Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

    Key Features:

    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
    How do I choose an origin in the Origins System? Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
    Can I create my own team on the server? Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
    Is there a way to set up shops in the game? Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
    How can I access the live map feature? The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Towns Built: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Ores Mined: 3520 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server

    Beach Bum Adventures Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll wake up on a beach with a picrel (half-pickle, half-squirrel) casually strolling by! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking trees that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Saturday night! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and chocolate rivers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1306 Towns Built: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY