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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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