What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Gods Slained: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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