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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Runes Activated: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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