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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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