What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

    So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6523 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Crops Grown: 8177 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 180 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread

    Homog’s Minecraft SMP – Trash Omori Thread
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with horny shenanigans, blogposting galore, tea parties that would make the Mad Hatter jealous, and a whole bunch of AH refugees running amok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding wizards who control the fate of the server with their magical powers. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and interpretive llama noises? Where else can you witness epic battles between rival factions armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and diamond swords?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the blocky universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Ores Mined: 9395 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Gods Slained: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DeadbeatSisDrama

    DeadbeatSisDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about your sister mooching off you!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to worry about your sister’s eviction proceedings or unpaid debts. Build your own empire and show off your skills without any family drama getting in the way.

    Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from real-life family issues. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to trust instead!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FiredFastMC SMP

    FiredFastMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We once had a new player join and within 5 minutes, they accidentally blew up the entire spawn with TNT! Needless to say, they were swiftly terminated from the server. If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable adventure, join us now and see if you can survive longer than our explosive ex-employee!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SpookyCrafters

    SpookyCrafters
    Are you tired of boring old Halloween parties with the same old tricks and treats? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to give you the spookiest and silliest Halloween experience of your life! Picture this: you’re wandering through a haunted forest filled with creepers dressed as ghosts, skeletons doing the monster mash, and witches brewing potions that will turn you into a blocky bat. But beware, because the pumpkin king is lurking around every corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win epic loot and bragging rights in the afterlife. So grab your pixelated pumpkin bucket and join us for a Halloween adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Items Found: 1884
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is so lit that even Iranian government sites and nuclear facilities couldn’t handle it and got hit by a cyber attack! Join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs boring old government sites when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in Minecraft? Plus, our community is so wild, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans and hilarious moments that happen every day. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PassportPurgeCraft

    PassportPurgeCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than venezuela cancelling passports! we got activists fighting off creepers and journalists reporting on the epic battles between players! come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this wild world of blocky adventures! also, we have free virtual tacos for all new players because why not, right? come join now before the virtual tacos run out!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 6617
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Stigma Pixelmon

    Stigma Pixelmon

    The Stigma-Pixelmon adventure awaits you! A Pixelmon server that is making its debut and is just waiting for you! An evolution of the server is planned little by little, adding new Pokémon!

    See you soon I hope 🙂

    Launcher: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/stigma-pixelmon.1996344

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4929

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineKvant Minecraft server

    MineKvant Minecraft server

    New lamp server with Vanilla, City Founder, Anarchy, and many other interesting modes!

    Kind and responsive administration!

    Come visit us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Mines Excavated: 1364

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

    Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)
    Server Name: Survival Minecraft Server
    Griefing Policy: Not allowed
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    World Age: 4 years old, no resets
    Rules: No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQ

    1. What are the rules on griefing?

    Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

    2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

    No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

    3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

    No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

    4. How old is the server world?

    The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

    5. Is redstone broken on the server?

    No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

    Meal Delivery Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 5487
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 494 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

    The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

    But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Magic Items Found: 1431

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CatCraft Ultimatum

    CatCraft Ultimatum
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

    But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • UniVerseFactsMC SMP

    UniVerseFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Chimeras Created: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
    Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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