What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
Dragons Tamed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BlockShockSecrets

    BlockShockSecrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

    Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Crops Grown: 6265 Endless Legions Commanded: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MCSakura

    MCSakura

    A server full of surprises! Why not try this server? What do you have to lose? :))) This server has only survival for now .. but with time as we grow … we will have everything :)) It’s a perfect server to play with your best friends There will be events 2 times a week .. ranks .. and why not … some op items

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Star Shards Collected: 183

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

    Welcome to the Raw Charms server where charm is a dish best served raw, with no limits and an active community on version 1.21!

    Minecraft Server Overview: Two Times A Charm (TTAC)

    Server IP mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

    TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.

    Server Features:

    • Friendly Staff
    • World Backups
    • 24/7 Support
    • No Lag
    • Dedicated Server
    • No Limits
    • Discord

    Notes:

    • Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
    • Worlds: Backed up daily

    Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

    • No Hacking
    • No Cheating
    • No Exploiting
    • No Racism
    • No Lag Machines
    • No Threatening
    • No X-Ray
    • No Bullying
    • Keep Chat Clean
    • Don’t Be Dumb

    Server Rules (Allowed):

    • PVP
    • Teaming
    • Unlimited Farming
    • Griefing
    • Mob Farming
    • Redstone Machines
    • Building
    • New Chunk Loading
    • Stealing
    • Raiding

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Marburg Server

    Crafty Marburg Server

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you’re peacefully building a house, and the next minute you’re fighting off a horde of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Marburg virus, adding an extra layer of danger and excitement. Will you be able to survive the virus outbreak and emerge victorious? Or will you become just another statistic in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just remember, one wrong move and you could be facing a big f***ing problem. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 231 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

    The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2365 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • NephewTrollBegone

    NephewTrollBegone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

    Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

    With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NoConseqRuleBreaker

    NoConseqRuleBreaker
    Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    New Chunks Explored: 724586 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • StarshipSkyHigh

    StarshipSkyHigh
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7133 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia Minecraft

    Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

    New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview
    Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
    Vote for resets on Discord.
    No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

    Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

    Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
    Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
    Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Crops Grown: 4126
    New Chunks Explored: 490042 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

    $100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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