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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 749 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.
so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.
oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.
