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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9985 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3586 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6270 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, like da coolest place on da interwebs.
so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol’ CD. he be runnin’ tings like a pro.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ diamond armor, and creepers doin’ da macarena. it’s a party up in here, 24/7.
oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let’s have a blast together. da CD is waitin’ for ya.
