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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2847 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
