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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6526 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 661866 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
