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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5214 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7832 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.