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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9930 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 155 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
