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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 7486 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1328 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
