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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4294 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
