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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2315 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 44 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.