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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9262 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
