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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 7534 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3723 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. it’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.
