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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5771 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6610 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.