Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Anime DLE

    Anime DLE

    Enjoy this server with your friends, join this great adventure with your friends, we have jobs, missions, rewards, among others…

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Animals Bred: 91 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Kingdom of Lemurs: When the Lemurs Invade All the Mods 9 – Adult Only!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version All the Mods 9
    Location U.S
    Availability 24/7
    Duration ~1 week
    Age Requirement 21+
    Support LGBT friendly

    FAQs

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 21 years old?

    A: Unfortunately, the server is currently only open to players who are 21 years and older.

    Q: What mods are included in All the Mods 9?

    A: All the Mods 9 includes a variety of popular Minecraft mods to enhance gameplay and add new features.

    Q: How can I protect my home area?

    A: You can use the /home command to set a home location and the /claim command to protect your home area from other players.

    Q: Is Discord required to join the server?

    A: Yes, Discord is required to join the server so we can stay connected, plan events, and communicate with each other.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Laughing Minecraft Server

    Laughing Minecraft Server
    Get ready to switch things up on our Minecraft server that is so innovative, even Nintendo would be jealous! We don’t do boring updates like Switch 2, we’re all about pushing the boundaries of creativity and fun. Join us and prepare to be amazed by the wacky adventures and outrageous builds that await you. Who needs a pro version when you can have a whole new world of excitement right at your fingertips? Come join the madness and see why we’re the talk of the block!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 975825 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Villages Defended: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Star Shards Collected: 298
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Magic Items Found: 5277

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 4844
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Farms Harvested: 432 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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